I love thee as I stab my wicked blade through your burdened heart.
O Happy Dagger! O my love! Forgive me!
Hmm, so in conclusion: 1) things we do for love, or 2) things we do out of jealousy, or 3) things we do to save the world, or 4) things we do in a possible suicide pact. Hmm, on point 4, can claim insanity afterwards or not?
C and I watched X-Men III this evening, and well, the ending was quite an impression (on me anyway). Here are my post-movie random thoughts: One, I would not mind having a little of Prof X's or Jean's telepathic powers. Cuz that means I can use it to communicate with the bis and holly. No longer will I return home to a messy balcony and have to yell in frustration, "WHO DID THIS?!!" and to be met with stony doggy silence. I could simply read their doggie minds and go "AHA!" and then give the guilty party a knowing look. Heehee. Two, I wouldn't have to physically mop the balcony myself, I could simply will the mop to do the cleaning job without me lifting my butt off my bed. Wahahaha. Three, C would not be able to cheat when we're playing games, because I WILL KNOW. FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ok ok, if I can't get any tele-powers I suppose the next best thing is to be a female version of wolverine. Those blades will sure come in useful when slicing up meat for the doggies. But alamak, that hairy chest sure is a problem. Err, think I'll just stick back to plan A instead.
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Ahhh plan A, so you wanna be Bald?... or you wanna be a schitzophernic?..what a choice!!.. As for the doggies, you could try what they did in over the hedge and put a CORK where the sun dun shine!..that'll stem the flow!..
Anyway, i always wanna be invisible.. then i can get up to all sorts of mischief! hee hee...
BUT imagine if the BIZ and olly could read YOUR mind!!! they'll be like.. "quick lets BOTH poo at the same spot, she's comming home, then we BOTH look at her innocently!", she can't punich us, cuz that would mean punishing what she would think is an innocent dog!!Alas, the only one that knows the truth is Bitsy and she ain't talking!!..
oh, and i could be the flash, cuz i'm always late..hee hee...OOWWW... i just felt your mental 'scolding'...
BE a cow!!! be zen!!
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