Thursday, May 11, 2006

Daily Poo Index Strikes Again!

Poo Index today is at an all time GROSS! Super 10/10 score. I spoke too soon when I mentioned in my previous post about the daily poo being consistent and boring. Lesson learnt - 1) never underestimate the Poo Index; 2) always believe in the calm before the major poo storm; 3) Shit ALWAYS happens.

Woke up today to the sight of loose watery poo splattered on the floor next to my bed. Major Eeeouww factor 1. Stepped into the living room with dreaded expectation. Saw gigantic watery patch of brown grossness in the balconey. Just like runny watery eggs. Major eeoooow factor 2. As for the SMELL........well, let's just say it's not something that brings on an appetite. Eeeouuuw factor 3.

Came home this evening, only to be hit by a gaggingly familiar sickeningly gross smell the moment my dogs jumped on me. Needless to say, warning bells rang in my head. Looked at the balconey, and yep, suspicions confirmed. Culprit - UNKNOWN.
Unfortunately, no dinner for both of them tonight, since I don't know who's responsible. Probably Holly, as she's been rubbishing the grounds lately. Yuck. If only they could talk. Or at least give a knowing nod when I point out to them, "are you the one responsible??". As if they will admit. Probably will just point their sticky paws at each other instead.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wah lau...

How to comment?.. this must be THE most grose description of the poo index ever!! have you considered.. just putting a cork in their backsides?.. or feeding them charcoal pills so that they poo nice black pallets?.. or stop feeding them entirely.. theyll stop pooing...er.. i suppose dead dogs aren't fun... anyway, learn a lesson and keep beanies as pets.. slick doesn't poo// nor eat nor require walks.. just sun tans and vacations...see.. easy!!

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