The way I see it, the role of a bf is to (1) carry shopping bags, (2) chauffeur gf around, (3) shelter gf from rain. Not necessarily in that order of course. To be fair, C does #2 very well, and can occasionally be relied on for #1 support. As we stopped by for coffee today,:
Me: (waves umbrella at C). Take the umbrella
C: I don't need it..
Me: Not for you, but to shelter me
C: ok then you take it and shelter yourself
Me: (half in jest) But you're the bf...you're supposed to do the bf-ly thing and come over and shelter me
C: (sigh) ok ok..
then after coffee:
C: ....it's not macho for guys to use umbrellas..
Me: but macho men need to take care of their cute, helpless gfs
C: (snorts). ya, only if their gfs are dressed in bikinis when hanging out with us...
Me: ok, until you find one girl willing to do that, you're stuck with me. So shelter me ....
Admittedly, I'm perfectly capable of carrying my own umbrella and often do. Sometimes I just throw a princessy-tantrum to annoy C. Dunno why. Umm, can I blame the over indulgence in K-drama??
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Its ok to shelter GF (obligatory role)..but why must gals carry pink sissy, namby pamby tiny umbrellas????... i mean.. downright kooniang type!!
i. they make me look down right funny
ii. They are so small, only one person can really stay dry...and guess what, tis not me!.. so i get even wetter!!
iii. you gotta carry around a soggy umbrella and drip everywhere.. esp on shopping center floors, making them downright dangerous to other pple!
iv. if a big gangster comes to rob you and you whip it out for defense, he just gonna die laughing!!
SO WHATS THE POINT???!! i rather carry a big white mushroom!!
next time you make sure there's a big white mushroom in ur car okie? else, suffer the wrath of my pink hello kitty umbrella! Bwahahahahahahah.
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