Sunday, September 07, 2008

In Lust and Wax

Distributing flyers on Orchard road to promote and advertise business is really an ineffective way of advertising. I mean, how many of us actually read those flyers? More of us just crunch it into a ball and throw it into the next dustbin (guess people rather throw it on the floor if not for a public fine imposed on littering. FINE society that we are). But helloooooooooo.........when there is a couple of very very cute guys in sexy white singlets and jeans, showing off what is a very very fine body (oh so tapered waist and nicely toned biceps) like those you often see in swimmers, any female worth her boobs (or guys who walk on 'the other side') will sit up, stop and look twice. No, not only twice. Three times. Maybe four or five. Hello boys. You want to give me a flyer? Sure. Why not scribble your phone numbers on it too huh? Drool. Especially cute when these young men look so embarressed distributing flyers that one of them keep semi bowing in gratefulness to every female who took one from him. Unfortunately there was a sea of women between me and the first couple of boys I didn't get a chance to collect a flyer. Oh but nevermind, another pair spotted outside Takashimaya. No luck with those 2 either, and finally, finally outside of Paragon, one very sexy singlet-body presented me with one. And all this excitement to promote........... a BRAZILIAN WAX salon. I was all of stunned for 1 second, maybe a little affronted. Huh. I mean, not quite sure if its brilliant idea to use sexy guys to promote a waxing salon, but it sure as hell is wierd having a sexy male suggesting to a female that you need a wax in areas where the sun don't shine...much.

Aww heck, the guys are so cute, I don't think I mind them giving me sexy suggestions anytime. Just as I was gushing to C in enthusiasm about my latest 'cute' find and waving the wax flyer madly at him. Brilliant C that he is, aptly pointed out the little print on the flyer that says, "Voted best brazilian Wax salon...". Eh, how did the judges make this decision? Do they need more people on the judging panel?, C raised his hand to volunteer, with a twinkle in his eye and a lusty smile that would rival any old man about to get his young bimbo candy. Oh ho ho, what a fine pair we make.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.. imagine what would make an excellent brazillian wax model....people like ME!! yup.. huge expanses of flesh to showcase maximum removal!! not tiny models where you can hardly see anything!! They should advertise like those slimming centers... 1kg of bodily hair removal!!! now i weigh so little.. i am so slim!! hee hee..

Now imagine HOW they would show this VISUALLY????!! (like the laurier tampon ads).. you have a hugely fat guy in a G string , making a open leg leap over the camera who is taking an upward shot of his CROTCH!! yaya!!...makes me feel like a new man! no more tears and fears!!

Now if they allow me to prepare the criteria for teh tests, it would go like this..
catagory 1 - visual test..
Contestants in micro Gstrings.. and make them do the limbo over a very low rope!!... (the good ones may get 'balls burn/road rash' on the road).. hee hee
catagory 2- tactile test..

Mmmmmm (of using a tiny microscope (that doesn't work).. or let teh judges fingers do the walking (i only judge women hor)..
Catagory 3- burn test
hee hee.. lighted cigarette lighter... if i smell chow tar smell.. they fail! hee hee...ulimate in BDSM!!
Catagory 4-chaff test
Make em run 2.4km in a BDSM Rubber suit... any chaff marks.. fail!! any Hum sup smiles of satisfaction...winner!
The mind boggles!! and thats why they banned me!! sigh... now if only they have ARMPIT hair removals for China gals... the ah peks would be stunned..

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