Sunday, August 10, 2008

A Horsey tale

Today is a great day of great service (except for rather crabby taxi drivers). Firstly, shop lady at the Kodak store at Forum cheerfully volunteered to help me carry 12 rather heavy photo frames to the taxi stand, and even chose to accompany me while I waited for a cab. Wow, this is service with an extra smile and mile. Then, service during dinner at Rider's Cafe is nothing short of fantastic, and good enough to rival those at 5-star hotels coupled with loads of enthusiasm. The food is pretty darn good despite the basic menu, and it's in.the.middle.of.nowhere location at Fairways Drive is the real sweetie (in Singapore speak: si-beh macham ulu). For some reason, the service staff must really enjoy their jobs as service staff - no qualms for complaints even for my picky self. If you fancy your meal accompanied by rather unique whiffs of eau de horsey fragrance, it's a pretty interesting experience altogether. Save for the cafe, everything outside is pitch black, except maybe for the headlamps of a car or two driving by. That leaves me to suggest to C, that maybe horses can be made to wear "headlamps" (just like miner's hats) - and wouldn't it be interesting if we have night racing horses? Just like F1 has its first ever night race, Horse racing can do the same...all you would hear is the thundering of hooves and the bobbing of "headlamps" whilst everything else is in pitch black darkness? Better still, the horse number should be illuminated (just like xmas tree lights) on the hats that horses would wear, so we know which horse is in the lead. And given the push towards public transport, who knows someday we may revert back to horse-carts as a form of transportation. Horse hats would be illuminated in red (for Hired) and green (for Available). Ahhh...such is my brilliance and out of the box creativity. I amaze myself sometimes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm i wonder.. what do people do with old horses?.. they wern't on the menu.... i am dissappointed.. hmm i remember a zoo keeper telling me that they feed the 'big cats' in the zooo horse meat... so that tiger you see happily chomping on an indistinct lump of meat used to be a not so fast anymore horsie?...hmm(philosophical cow)does that mean that to spend one's life running is not enough as eventually no one is quite fast enough to out run death?... deep... i still won't mind trying horse meat tho.. just get me a slow horse...i hear the fast ones are tougher meat.As for W's great idea of green lights and red ones...how are we gonna distinguish them from CABS?... macham... you step out on the pavement trying to hail a cab and a horse gallops by!... worse, they leave a trail of dung behind!!.. incidentally i am amazed that any creature can both run and poo at the same time..(Biz spider walk dun count). has anyone tried it before?.. i can't.. maybe.. W can..??we will be in for some messy roads!.. and imagine if its a $1000 fine for littering... how much would it be if your nag dumped outside the Istana? the plot thickens.. and so does the poo..

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