Monday, June 08, 2009

Lights for Dimwits

C had to attend a seminar for professionals in his industry. Is it like a light-changing seminar, I asked? So I asked C:

Me: So how many Hollys does it take to change a set of lightbulbs?
C: None. Because she's so dim she doesn't need any light.

Corny. I know.

2 comments:

casiewbao said...

i reali like to noe how dim is holly. the times i met her, she seems pretty norm. but then as saying goes "never judge a book by its cover"

can we judge a birkin by the cover? gosh, i think nex i reali want to save for an ostrich skin.. so so so nice...... in? fuschia? hahaahahaah *dreaming*

gosh am i gtting dimmer or shallower? i dunno, bt hope is eternal, my motto in life, u never noe what is install for u, jst like opening my favourite box of godiva;p

cows are cows! some are 30k!! said...

Ohhh no!! seems like the dreaded self multiplying berkin desease has struck!! worse than a H1N1 flu, the Berkin Bug can be transmitted via VISUAL means and Aural means (smell that RICH leather)... Symtoms are an uncontrollable urge to bring one home and a very big hole in one's pocket/ credit card!! Patient ZERO is W!!!! run away!! before it gets to you!

By the way, it starts as a fairly survivable (for your bank) 'entry level' berkin, morphs into an osterich..emu?.. i WOULD pay for HUMMING BIRD!! (imagine how many you need) and then morphs into ACCOUNT killer Croc or..even... some exotic... Tasmanian tiger pelt!! dun need no bright light to see where all this is going! haha!

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