Sunday - C and I were comparing how many eggs we had eaten recently.
Me: I already ate 5 this week. Cannot eat more, bad for health.
C (laughing): I ate 5 TODAY already!
Me: Huh why you eat so many eggs for what?! Are you a Chicken???!
For that one split second, there was stunned silence (as usual). And I regretted the statement as soon as I said it. C looked as if he was going to have a massive nosebleed...where all his 5 eggyolks would be flowing out of his nostrils.
Don't even have to ask me what C said after that.
We continued to play monopoly on the IPhone and pretend that conversation didn't happen.
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