Well the Brother got a Car. No surprise, I mean, girls like to spend their money on bags, clothes, shoes. Boys like their toys. Bro already has every game console in the market (i am frankly surprised how many of those consoles were either redeemed with vouchers, or a gift with purchase like singtel subscription. Seriously).
But here's what I don't get - Bro's gf comes to our house every night. When she goes home, bro walks her downstairs and sends her off in a cab. Err, dude, you got a car, how come you ain't sending your gf home? His answer - she lives too far, the journey there and back will take an hour's drive. What the???!!! Dude, that IS the point of buying a car right? Man, my bro makes a real crappy boyfriend. Wait, I haven't even gotten to ask if he gives her money for the cab ride home, or she pays it herself. Do I want to know? Sheeesh.
And he buys a car for...? The answer - to drive himself to work which is a 15 mins bus ride away.
Ok in comparison, C is the perfect boyfriend. Bro makes C look like an angel from heaven. A big fat one. Ha ha.
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Wah, you bro so terrible! Dun say C, even you're so much better than ur bro. Remember last time u used to send me all the way home too!
OIII!!!! why can't angels be fat?? if heaven has EVERYTHING, then its gotta have the BEST food!! so everyone will get fat!! so i will be known as teh generously built angel!!BTW hor.. when i pik you from your work, i have to drive from the east, to the west (jurong), to pik you up to drive you back home.. thats almost a 2 hrour journey!! and you get mad that i'm late cuz of traffic!!... makes us fat angels wanna throw a lighting bolt at you..of cuz teh big guy won't let us... so we may just have to make due with pestillence or a thousand fleas infesting your armpits!!
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