Friday, January 11, 2008

Things to do on a date

1. Wax your partner's butt crack. Hear him scream like a girl.

2. Attempt to wax your partner's underarm. Watch his eyes grow big and round in fear.

3. Give suggestive looks to partner's nipple hair whilst waving a wax sheet. Watch him cower like a girl and attempt to karate kick wax sheet away.

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