Orange boxes are expensive. How to feed the habit? One suggestion was to ebay the dogs. Hmm. Guess Holly and Bis together could sell for enough money to buy 1 bag. Maybe. But hey, I guess a better solution would be to breed puppies.
1 puppy = $1500
5 puppies = 1 giant Orange box
10 puppies = 1 highly coveted Orange box
So ok, Holly has to start paying her dues. I'll just put up an ad for a stud dog. Ad looks like this:
Himbo needed to breed with Bimbo.
Then when the litter arrives, ad will go:
Dumbo puppies for sale. $1500. Rare breed. G'teed Pretty Dumb.
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3 comments:
provided you can find some himbo who doesn't mind your bimbo hahahah... .
You're evil. now you are pimping your 'daughter' out.
tsk tsk tsk
it will be soooo painful for biz to have mini - hollys running around... OR we could have a hybrid!!.. think about it!!... we cross Holly with a St Bernard (the sex would be a laugh)...we get a dumb, fuzzy huge lump of fur!!...with skinny legs!!BWakk ahhh ahhh!!
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