Saturday, April 26, 2008

Of boys and toys

Rex is on his way to Russia, probably to be the getaway car of some russian mobster. He's been a good car, serving C faithfully these days, despite the abuse. C was quite coy about the new toy of course. One of the questions I posed was, "so, how many horsies under the hood?". Answer: "Less than 200". Next question, "How many biscuits and hollys is that?". Answer: "depends on if you want to go straight, or forever drive in a curved direction". ouch. Ha ha ha. Obviously bis = go straight, and holly = not very bright. Poor Bis. Very sweet but rather depressed. And Holly, well, very pretty but also very stupid.

Still on the search for Hootie. Never found. Still sad. I miss him. However, there is a recent emergence of the new Mooove flying cows at various patches of roadside. Hmm. The plot thickens.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

REX WILL BE A mob car.... HE WILL ENJOY HIS LIFE OF CRIME... hopefullly mobsters will fix his steering or he will be one hard car to drive!! haha!.. DUN forget holly powered is faster... maybe she should be used on a tread mill to power a merry go round...

i wonder if its cheaper to pay road tax or doggie license or is it cheaper to fuel a car or feed 2 doggies?? exhaust should smell better than tripe farts

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