Lights for Dimwits

C had to attend a seminar for professionals in his industry. Is it like a light-changing seminar, I asked? So I asked C:

Me: So how many Hollys does it take to change a set of lightbulbs?
C: None. Because she's so dim she doesn't need any light.

Corny. I know.

Italian Sausages

The last time I checked, I thought I owned 2 Italian greyhounds, not 2 italian sausages. Seems like possession is 9/10ths of the law. One tries to possess 2 dog beds, the other just possessed my bed.